June 2011
1 post
April 2011
1 post
January 2011
1 post
The JB Show →
Episode 1: Niggy Titties is getting good reviews. Episode 2 will be posted very soon.
JB
October 2010
1 post
May 2010
1 post
March 2010
16 posts
Come and laugh at me, won't you?
I’m adding more dates soon, and looking to do some cross-country road work this summer. Tampa area fans are really showing me love and believe me it’s very appreciated.
I’m really focusing and working on some great things. Stay up on the website www.johnnybcomedy.com
JB
“I only called because I didn’t know you were All-in”
– The guy that just beat my QQ with 73 to knock me out 9th place.
“The Queen gave me a backdoor draw, and I love come bets! That’s why I...”
– Stupid poker player not knowing how gay he sounded.
February 2010
14 posts
“What’s that drink that comes inside the Buhda? Semen?”
– Shannon at Kobe Streak House, Me answering.
Watching the Percy Jackson movie, I’m thinking Poseidon wasn’t expecting a white baby when he picked his name.
Fun week ahead!
Surgery on my finger Monday, minor surgery on my leg Wednesday. This might be the worst Black History Month ever!!! So, no dealing poker for awhile. This officially sucks donkey balls. Don’t worry, this won’t keep me down. I’ve been through worse and I always come out smiling. Word.
“Chirp chirp chirp chirp”
– The crowd at Open Mic at The Improv.
“Are you funnier than Carlos Mencia?”
– Neighbor’s kid
“www.JohnnyBcomedy.com is here!!”
– The world.
January 2010
9 posts
“Your really fast for a Fat guy”
– Old lady on my $2 Hold Em table earlier.
Back to my future.
I’ve decided to stop procrastinating and get my ass back on-stage. I’m a very funny man, but the truth is, I need some reps. Three weeks ago I got hammered during a show at The Tampa Improv and pretty much made a complete douche of myself. The Improv has open mic in the front bar every Wednesday at 10ish, bad timing for a fat drunk asshole to stumble into from the main showroom where...
“We all really hated you three weeks ago, now we kind of like you.”
– Open mic comedian Jessica Michelle before Open mic Wednesday night.
Sushi-drinks-pool....50% off, What?
The Rack just opened a mile from my house and it gives 50% off hospitality industry from 12-close. I have found my second home. It’s a little too trendy, even for me, but it’s visually awesome.
Service is great so far, they need to build a stage in here for ya boy.
My website will be up soon!
Very excited right now. www.johnnybcomedy.com is on the launch pad and ready to take off.
I’m taking steps to get this comedy train on track! That is all for now.
